Mr. Bear does Erie, but in a good way! |
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He searched and searched in need of a job, and decided he would take anything to make some money. So he got a job at a local grocery store cleaning toilets and floors on 3d shift, not the best job one could have, but there aren't many jobs for bears out there these days... He was working at this store with some ferrets, foxes and other misc critters who were bored with their jobs, especially since Mr. Bear kept using the foxes for dust rags and the ferrets for toilet brushes! Mr. Bear was extremely bored one night at his job, cleaning toilets, and decided seek out something more satisfying in the line of work. He and his friends thought that they could take over a local media station and have some fun with it... He packed a few ferrets in his shorts, (Of course Mr. Bear doesn't wear shorts, but I digress...) a fox over his shoulder and the rest of the crew in his crappy little 1999 Kia Sephia, and headed off downtown, and yes, Mr. Bear had a plan... Albeit, a not to bright plan, but a plan none-the-less.Once there he was promptly arrested and placed in protective custody at the local Zoo. Once he passed a drug test and showed his green card, he was released into the wild's of Erie, only to attempt another idiotic transgression against Eries local media... Now with his feathers ruffled, so to say, he traveled to one of the other tv stations, only 24 blocks from his home. Here he was again turned away, with only the simple explanation of, it being too early to be trick or treating, plus he looked to old! He then tried the last 3 broadcast media stations, one being 12 blocks, the others being 54, and 66 blocks respectively. Again, no luck, there was just no interest in a middle aged bear, and a bunch of furry looking characters in Erie. Mr Bear could have moved on to another town, but felt that his chances were not any better outside of his home town. Out of luck, and hungry, Mr Bear stumbled into a McDonalds on 12th street, but was chased off by a mad-chef with a big knife. He found himself wandering around aimlessly, for what seemed like an eternity (2 minutes to be exact), and sat down behind a large building. Tired, hungry, and disoriented, Mr Bear fell asleep. Much to MR. Bears suprise, he had fallen asleep just 2 miles from his home, and this happened to be on the back steps of Community Access Television channel 2. Which is where his father had been woorking trying to make a name for himself and the station. Mr. Producer had spent a long day trying to prove that pigs could fly, but only had proven that it takes alot of Mr. Clean to get splatted pig odor out of the concrete out back... Of course it may have been easier if he had just tried to use the chroma-key, but I digress... Tired and hallucinating from Mr. Clean fumes, Mr. Producer wandered out back to have a cigarette, even though he doesn't smoke, he thought he would take up smoking as a hobby. He promptly sat down on a very large tre stump, which was also weird since there are no trees out back, but he thought nothing of it, until the tree stump moved around. He soon discovered that it was his son, which he would have known from the smell, but his nose was burned out from cleaning pi off the driveway all morning... He asked Mr. Bear why he was out there, and Mr. Bear proceeded to tell him why, and of his adventures that day. Mr. Producer was sad that his son was so tired, and that he thought he had to get a job. And he told Mr. Bear that he wasn't in need of money, and he was just upset that he had splatted so many pigs in the parking lot that day. With this, Mr. Bear chimed in and recommended the use of chroma-key, which Mr. Producer had not thought of... So with great joy, Mr. Producer offered his son, Mr. Bear a job helping him out at the station, and at that moment, a ferret popped out of the bears underwear, which was all he was wearing all day. The ferret said that that sounded cool, and mayby they could have a show of there own! With this, Mr. Producer first thought, "No wonder your mother wanted you to spend some time away from life on the road!", and he also thought, "A show? Of bears, ferrets, foxes, and other unknown future characters?".,br> "It's so crazy, it just might work!" And with that, Mr. Producer pitched his idea to the station staff, and thay agreed, as long as Mr. Bear stops wandering around town in his or anyone elses undewear! And with that began the Mr. Bear Today Show! That's it, you want more? Tough, that's it, no more, go home, write your own story, or start a show of your own, cause this bear and crew are taken! Later! |
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