Apparently for now, we are all going by titles of Mr. or Mrs, it's kinda formal, but necessary until we develop some real character! Even though my name is Ratzo, or at least that's what it said on my butt tag before I cut it off, I like the small amount of respect I get from being called a Mister, it makes me feel important or something! :)

In all honesty, we do this because it is fun, and because there is nothing else to do.
I mean, We're fabricated Americans, we don't eat, drink, go to the bathroom, or pass gas, oh wait, well, most of us don't have gas!
But, yeah, it is all in fun, no rude smells meant toward anyone, except maybe Mariah Carey, Sadam, Erie taxi cab drivers, Osama, Martha Stewart and our producer! ...Just kidding, geesh, get a sense of humor, it's called parody, or mayby satire. :)
Yeah, it's all about fun, fun, fun! YAY!