Mr. Rat, is of course, a rat, thrust into the limelight by Mr. Bear's unwillingness to speak. The show was in desperate need of someone who could, well, talk. Mr. Bear went out looking and found the nearest rat who would work for free, or less. Mr. Rat was pretty much unprepared for television, as is the case with most large talking rodents on television... He has pretty much adjusted to life on the tube, in front of millions of adoring fans... Uhm, I mean, like mayby two fans, and a can of spam, and maybe a portrait of whistlers mother... Not that we know anyone named Whistler, let alone their mother, but I digress... Mr. Rat has slowly been becoming more confident enough to take the lead as the most outspoken member of our cast, he has to, since barely anyone else here talks at all. Mr. Rat will definitely speak his mind if asked to, and most often times even if not asked! He's a cool character under pressure from the network executives, er, I mean our producer, who does nothing but cause trouble for the cast. But Mr. Rat can take it in stride, and give it as good as it gets!

Oh, look! A Bear! Aaggghhhhhh! Oh, wait, that's my boss... Obviously, he doesn't type either, since I am typing this for him... He looks so goofy, it is scarey! It's even worse now, since this picture was snapped, he has taken to wearing a hat, to cover his incredible bald spot! Ask him about the time we replaced his rogain with viagra! Which never really happened, but watch for that episode coming soon to a vcr near you! There really is so much to tell about Mr. Bear that we had to create a whole Bio page for him alone, complete with a story about a day in the life of Mr. Bear. Click Mr. Bear to read on about him...

Mr. Raccoon is a quiet young raccoon, who pretty much keeps to himself. Trying to get him to appear on the show was like pulling teeth, but we were able to win him over with a non-dairy pizza, and some corn nuggets. Mr. Raccoons interests include whaling, eating, sleeping, and engine repair... Specializing in blown seals, of course! :) Favorite song, Tom Greens' Bum Bum Song!

Mr. Ferret Quite lethargic for a ferret, but don't let that fool ya! He can mambo with the best of em! (If they're 80+) Mr. Ferret likes to recall the days of old, while soaking his dentures in jolt cola! All while enjoying a visit with his younger nephew, Mr. Ferret Junior (Don't ask, it's a theme)

Mrs. Fox So far Mrs. Fox has yet to earn a name for herself, like most on our show. She is best known by her close buddies at the local de-tox center, ...For happy visits. Often using either the bluebird of unhappiness, or manic mouse pills more often than not she has no cares whatsoever, thanks to her doctor, Dr. Feelgood.

"The Fish"... The fish that ate our show. Plucked from the overly polluted lake Erie in his prime, whatever a fishes prime is... "The Fish" was determined not to be buttered or lemoned, Lemoned???(Is that even a word???) He didn't want to become the meal of a much hungry Mr. Bear or anyone else, he wasn't about to take a chance. This clever fish turned the tables on both Mr. Bear & Mr. Rat and swallowed them whole and alive. But he got his comeuppance in the end, whatever that means, but know this... He is definitely swimming with the, uhm.... I mean, we flushed him like a... Oh, just nevermind...

Mr. Seal, as most of our crew, does not talk much, but has no trouble singing songs and occasionally popping up in a video or two w/ Mr. Raccoon! Life long buddy of Mr. Raccoon, they tend to be inseperable. They once even both worked for the same small engine shop. Specializing, in... Small engine repair! (What did you expect me to say???)

Mr. Unknown Fuzzy Construction Dude His interests are singing, showing off his furry chest, and chasing cats. (interesting combination...) He once got his chest caught in a commercial grade meat tenderizer, and had to have an emergency chest re-furring!

Mr. Wolf Mr. Wolf, tired of chasing smelly nasty pigs, decided that he needed something challenging to do with himself. So he joined our crew on community access television. Because nothing could be more challenging than making bad television... And getting away with it! He is pretty mellow, and hasn't bitten anyone yet!

Mr. Announcer Mr. Announcer, or as we so lovingly call him, "Loudmouth", is a very outgoing individual. Perhaps a little too outgoing, he has a tendancy to give a little more information than required. Particularly any time Mr. Rat is "indisposed", ahem! Either way, he loves to announce things, even if not necessary, actually expecially if not necessary... But we love him anyway, I think...

Chung-kei, is our largest character to this date, if they start getting any bigger we're gonna have to raise the roof! He and Mr. Rat don't exactly see eye to eye, but there are good reasons for that, one of them being Chung-kei is like 6 feet tall, and Mr. Rat is like 12 inches tall! The other reason being, that throughout time it seems elephants and rodents have always had tough relationships! I really don't understand the reason for pachyderm being scared of a rodent, but, eh, go figure! Chung-kei is actually a Samurai-Pachyderm, which there is no logical reason for, he just must like the title of Samurai! It sounds cool! We're not sure where he originated, but we do know he hasn't got the hang of the Engrish language yet! But that's ok, since he's big enough to crush anyone who mocks him! Though he wouldn't, he's probably the kindest eleph...., Er, I mean, Samurai-Pachyderm you will ever have the pleasure of meeting!

Mr. Kangaroo is just that, a big loveable kangaroo with a heavy southern drawl... Probably because he is from the south, the deep south! Somewhere around Pittsburgh, as far as we can figure... He had the guts to wander around the mean streets of Erie, Pa, seeking out people to interview and discuss politics with, and then he wandered into the Erie Chamber of Commerce and proceeded to tear down the social and political wall between mankind, and kangaroo kind! Or mayby he was just insane, that we have not figured out yet either. But it does take a certain kind of sanity to survive on both the mean streets of Erie, and on our show... We do know that male kangaroos do not have pouches, which makes him a bit of a genetic abnormality, to say the least. But considering the cast and crew we have already, he fits in just fine!