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Episodes 21-Present
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Episodes 21-Present

Episode #21 * A visit with Rudy! * 11/21/02 1) 65 love Affair - ??? (Rapid T. Rabbit and Friends) Wow, we have reached legal drinking age! Woo hoo!!!! Now we can go out and tie one on, but first, we'll show you this crappy show! It's X-Mas once again, or pre Christmas, or whatever you wanna call it, since it seems to begin in August for crying out loud!!! Well, Mr. Bear and I suprise our friend Rudulph, or Rudy as we like to call him! In his "Private" theater at the North Pole! Huh, huh! We said North! Huh huh! Anyway, we stopped in just to visit, and distracted him enough that he couldn't even review a darned movie, oh well... We hung out and discussed politics, and world affairs and the stock market.... Oh, wait, that was a dream I had, definitely gotta stop eating baked brie cheese when we visit there! But we did get to visit him and just chat, about nothing imparticular, but it was fun! We showed a segment called "Mr. Bear gets gas", and it's not what you think, well mayby it, but that only means that you know us all too well! :) Mr. Bear digs out last year really expensive X-mas decor made from real construction paper. Oh, yeah, we pulled out all the stops this year, but anyway... He shows off some stuff he got for Christmas, or just made it up, we are not really sure which. Don't even ask him about his crabs, or _where_ he got crabs stuck, oh my. We find out that Rudy dislikes Cheech and Chong, but I guess we can let him slide on that. And Mr. Bear shows off his new vibrating light up toy, hey get yer mind outta the gutter, it's a toy for goodness sakes, you should be ashamed for thinking such thoughts!!! Anyway, it's loud, obnoxious, repetitive, and el-mucho annoying, somewhat like our show! But you love it, naw, really, right??? Oh, and we would like to thank Burger King for not suing our fuzzy butts! We had some outtakes, which were really not all that funny, but we _totally_ ran out of material so sue us, well mayby not really please?! And last but not least, Mr. Bear reveals a shocking secret about his electrical fetish! Please do not try this at home, if you saw it, and if you didn't, don't worry, you can go take a nap now. Oh Great! that's enough already, turn off that damned jingle bell bear and go to bed, Mr. Bear!!! Episode #22 * A visit to the Millcreek Mall! * 12/26/02 1) Junk Food Junkie - ??? (Alf) 2) Dangerous - Roxette (Mrs. Fox/Mr. Ferret) Oh, no the Jingle Bell Bear returns, AAAaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But all is well, he has been silenced, so that we may all move on with our lives, hopefully. Well, It's after Christmas, even thought it looks as if we did 2 Christmas shows, this is just a re-cap of what Mr. Bear did For Christmas. Mr. Rat claims that we are attempting to return to our _roots_ such as returning to having music videos and such, a kinder gentler Mr. Bear Today show, yeah right! :) We are going to try to permantly affix a logo to the stage, from our friend Chris, out of respect and to honor his artistic talent and generosity. Mr. Bear decided to visit Santa Clause at the Millcreek Mall in Erie PA, and strangely enough we didn't get kicked out... Mayby it's because he was waving some Ching-Ching all around and waving his hands in the air like he jus' don't care, ok, nough 'bout that... Anyway he tried to get a picture with Santa a couple of times, and finally had to settle on one because he was being attacked and destroyed by a group of mutant toddlers chanting, "Mr. Bear must die, kill the bear!!!" Ok, well, mayby that didn't happen, but you can only push Santa Clause so far, eh? Then the bear was off to ride the mini train which they set up for X-mas each year. The lady was not even going to make him pay, but he felt guilty, especially when he derailed the train! ;) Ok, well that didn't happen, but he did make alot of friends, get his picture taken, and even did not get kicked out or even yelled at, Yay! Mr. Bear donated a frozen turkey to the Second Harvest Food Bank to make a deposit, because one day when he is out on the street he may need to make a withdrawl! They wanted to know who he was, and where to reach him, but he didn't talk as usual, and they didn't know what to do. So we went back after taping and dropped off a note so they would know that he was on the up and up! Be shure to "Hop-On" board for episode #23, it's bound to be interesting, exciting, energizing, and edukational if at all possible! Hop on, get it? It's foreshadowing, DOH! Episode #23 * Hop On the Bus & Dedication Show * 2/23/02 1) Major Tom - Peter Schilling (Nonsanity_Cat) 2) Angel - Sara McLaughlin (Mrs. Fox) Ok, we've hit the big 23! It's been over 2 years now, and only have fallen behind by like one episode or so, yay! Well, we told ya you wouldn't be disappointed, ok, well we never said that so deal with it! Not really, we are really proud of this episode. We decided to do some serious type dedication videos and stuff. Yeah! We used an kewl video from a new friend, who does his work on a Macintosh! Yeah, really! We had no idea that a piece of fruit could be used to edit videos, but then again, it's no worse than having Mr. Bear having his own tv show! :) Our friend's name is Nonsanity_Cat, and he does some pretty awesome work! Check him out online, at fluffandsuch.com, we just can't plug this guy's stuff enough! Now, if we could only get Mr. Bear to run our equiptment, half as well... Mr. Bear also visited with our new friend, Hop On, he's a bus in case you couldn't tell! :) We were invited to the Erie Metropolitan Transit Authority and were given a tour of the facilities. With Hop On "in tow"..., get it, it's a transportation pun... Oh, nevermind! :) We even conned, er, uhm, _convinced_ one of their representatives to come down and try to explain just what Mr. Bear and Hop On were doing at the EMTA garage. :) So all in all, we had a great visit with Hop On, and a nifty video, and oh yeah, we did a video too. :) It was nice having a goal for once and accomplishing that goal for the show, although we has so much great footage from Hop On's visit, that we actually had to cut out a video and some other stuff, so perhaps next show we can wrap it up, and fit it all in! :) Episode #24 * Two Year Mark Yee-haww!!! That's right, 2 years, be amazed, we are!!! * 5/4/03 1) Superman - Five for Fighting (Mr. Wolf) Dedication to Tim 2) Whistling in the Dark - They Might be Giants (2 Lions) Enthusiasm? What enthusiasm... Mr. Bear screws up yet another potential visit with one of our local friends, so we went to visit with other local friends... We had a dedication song to a friend who has gone. We also had a visit with one of Mr. Bears over enthusiastic rabbit friends, who tried to get him to move something, anything! But Mr. Bear is not one for excercise, I'm suprised he even bothers to continue breathing, it's too much work!!! Although we are thinking of starting a mascot workout program, after seeing Riley Rabbit try to get Mr. Bears butt movin'! After that almost accidental exercise program almost got Mr. Bear almost moving around, he traveled to the Millcreek Mall in Erie, Pa to visit with the Easter Bunny! Yay! Mr. Bear gets to hang out and visit with the all powerful Easter Bunny, and get a picture with her even! And once again, Mr. Bear doesn't quite get the concept of being "In Frame", and has to re-take his picture, just like at Christmas with Santa... One day, he will get it right, yeah right!!! At least he didn't insult her by asking where the eggs come from... On his way out of the mall, Mr. Bear accidently finds out how to sing "Soprano", by running into a bench and knocking the wind out of his butt! And of course more outtakes, that seems to becoming a regular item on our chaotic menu of poop-dejour! Anybody got a spare spleen they can loan Mr. Bear??? Thanks!

Episode #25 * A visit with Reggy! Yeee haw!!! * 10/7 /03

Episode #26 * Reviews with the Producer of The Mr. Bear Today Show??? What the???* 10/9/03